15 SIGNS THAT YOU LIVE ON THE ROAD FULL-TIME
You are not camping there, you are just “resting” right?
You no longer abusively curse at the grey nomads doing 80/90 kph because after a few months you too have joined the ‘in the slow lane’ club.
Brushing your teeth anywhere and everywhere becomes absolutely normal.
You wish that there was such thing as an endless supply of baby wipes!
But when you do shower you think “when was the last time I showered WITHOUT thongs on?!”
Laundry day pretty much has you in hysterics because paying $25-$30 to have clean clothes is pushing the weekly budget boundaries.
Then your whole world comes crashing down when you realise the laundromat machines are shithouse and your clothes come out still dirty.
Rice cakes, tuna tins, bbq hot chickens and pasta become a HUGE part of your diet.
You cannot go past the no name brands when it saves you more than half the price!
More often than not you will find a roll of toilet paper in your pocket because being caught out mid poo in a rest area toilet is baaadddd news.
And when there is a line, you are tempted to look for a bush. Learn how to poo efficiently in the bush here.
At night you begin to notice that the mosquitoes chase the flies away.
You swept your house once a week, at best, but now you find yourself doing it at least 4 times a day!!! All hail the banister brush.
Hot water? What’s that? Please tell me more…..